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Why Your Pets Haircut Costs More Than Yours
Your haircut takes about 20-30 minutes, your dog's takes much longer. It could take up to 3 hours
Your Hair dresser doesn't cuddle you and rub your belly or give kisses when you get nervous
You don't relieve yourself while your Hair dresser is blow drying your hair
You can tell your Hair dresser if something is wrong, they don't have to guess.
Your Hair dresser doesn't have to shave between your toes ever!
You don't shake, shake, shake, and cover everything (including your Hair dresser) in water
You don't come in to your salon with bugs, mud, stickers, sticks, tar, sap, gum, foxtails, flees, ticks, or other yucky stuff, nor poop stuck in your hair
You stay still while getting your hair cut; you don't wiggle, bite, growl, jump and shake while being worked on with sharp scissors & tools
Your Hair dresser doesn't wash your butt, nor shave it
You don't try to bite your Hair dresser, at least we hope not
You don't relieve yourself or throw up in the Hair dresser's chair
You don't have fleas, ticks, or other bugs in your hair
You don't wait until you're clean; blow dried and clipped then go potty and stand or sit in it
You don't roll in dead smelly things, and then head out to your salon
You don't dig your fingernails into your Hair dresser's arms and scratch them till they bleed
You don't try to hump your Hair dresser's legs and arms
You don't flail around in a panic as soon as your Hair dresser attempts to clip around your ears
You don't visit your Hair dresser with hair that hasn't been brushed or washed in 6 weeks (or several months)
You don't yelp at the top of your lungs every time the Hair dresser picks up a pair of nail clippers to give you a pedicure or manicure
Your Hair dresser is not expected to comb out mats that have formed in your hair for weeks or months
Your Hair dresser only clips the hair on your head, not your rump, belly, back, tail, under arms, legs, feet, between your toes and so on.....
Your Hair dresser doesn't give you a manicure & pedicure, they cut hair
Your Hair dresser probably won't rub your belly, or give your treats if you do any of the above (in fact im sure you would never be allowed to come back!)
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